Wednesday, September 10, 2008

No... really

I could be in a polygamist relationship - but only if I were the last wife. I would go nuts if my husband kept looking after he found me. Note - I am NOT interested in a polygamist relationship.
I really don't like biting into grapes - I avoid them unless they're cut in half.
I hate the sound of electricity.
I think one of my legs is faster than the other - this is a nice way to say that one of my legs is slower than the other - this is not an issue until I try to run on a treadmill.
I would really like to open a pole fitness studio and teach middle-age women to feel fit and sexy.
I can't buy the front item on the shelf - I don't like touching things that other people may have touched.
I am the proud owner of 3 pathetic green tomatoes. This is my second year attempting and failing to have prolific tomato plants.
I smell really bad after I run.
My favorite utensil is my fingers.
It is not wrong to be naked.
This is just some of the crap that you should be able to find on my online dating profile - but you won't!

1 comment:

Lieutenant Warp said...

I disagree that these things should be included on your dating profile. Where's the mystery in that? You've got to have SOMETHING for your dates to discover. A relationship shouldn't be based soley on one's ability to cyber-stalk (do internet research).